The popular saying that 'life's not about the destination, it's about the journey' could be the motto for Tripoli's Girgaresh Road. On Thursday and Friday evenings the popular shopping street becomes gridlocked with traffic as thousands of cars repeatedly crawl up and down Girgaresh at snail-pace.

These circular journeys are affectionately referred to by young people as 'cruising', and if cruising is your thing, Girgaresh is the place to be.

For those sad folk who intend to use Girgaresh road as a thoroughfare to some other, more desired destination, Thursday and Friday nights are bound to be miserable. Being stuck in traffic is always irksome, but when you know that 99% of the cars blocking the way between you and your home have no 'real' reason to be on the road in the first place, it is extra infuriating.

That said, a journey without a destination should not be confused with a journey without a purpose. Cruising on Girgaresh is a way to maintain your image, and for some, it can help you attain a semi-legendary status amongst those who regularly frequent this part of town. After all, which inhabitant of the Girgaresh/Hay al Andalous district has not heard of "yellow hummer boy" or "striped mustang man?"

Should you wish to become a Girgaresh cruiser, there are a few things you should know. Firstly, a flashy car is essential not only for transportation, but as an accessory comparable to a celebrity's oversized designer handbag and well-groomed Chihuahua.

If you cannot afford blacked out windows and novelty bodywork, you will need to draw attention to yourself in other ways. Turning up your stereo is an obvious yet effective choice. R'n'B is very popular, but don't let that stop you falling back on popular classics like Celine Dion.

Coffee breaks are an essential part of cruising, but must never be taken too far away from your vehicle. It is recommended that you lean against your car whilst sipping your espresso nonchalantly.

Finally, pay attention to your personal appearance. Don't be tempted to take off your sunglasses after dark. They should stay on long after the sun has turned its back on the traffic and sunk deep into the Mediterranean.

The rest of your uniform is simple. Hair should be shiny and solid from fruity hair gel, trousers sprayed on each evening and accessorised with shiny belts and well-ironed shirts. A cigarette is this season's must have hand adornment.

Girls can cruise too, of course, but coffee should be taken in the car, and cigarettes or overly loud music are considered a little unseemly.

Once you've mastered these simple rules, you are ready to go. You will no longer dread the traffic on Girgaresh, but will recognize it as an excellent opportunity to make your mark on Hay al Andalous society. One day, you may reach the same dizzying heights of fame as yellow hummer boy, but this may take a while.

I look forward to seeing you all on Girgaresh this Thursday.